WELCOME TO TEMPTATION ISLAND.

So u no how usually when ur late for work is the time there's a monster of a traffic jam to ur place of work,or the printer and p.c. have a problem just when your minutes away from ur presentation?well i'm right there,right now...
So picture this a young single guy who's been on lock down for so long who is then suddenly thrust on a lush island with all the women and liqour he can dream of..
(At this point a screech sound,dj scratch or any effect that pulls one out of the fantasy world)
Just when i decided to try and zero-graze as opposed to checking if the grass is always greener on the other side and quitting the bottle so as to achieve a better self,lady luck just pulled a fast one on me.Now i have a house all to myself with alot of liqour and did i say a house to myself..need i mention my zero-grazee trusts me which is something i don't particularly like right now...dammit.Talk about a blessing being a curse!
Ope i'll survive dis...

MAY DA REAL KEG KAPTAIN PLIZ STAND UP.

"Can you be rich and be ghetto?"
More than just a line from the jam coz i av a pal lets just call him Bob-no relation to the mad man in Zim though.Now Bob is a guy who no matter how much mad mullah he makes we'll always opt to go another joint in riverroad called passe(pronounced pass E)
So let me just paint a picture of the joint it can barely fit 8 average sized dudes inside,which begs da swali of how guys kunyua there when it rains but sticking to da script,on top of that most of da patrons drink while pocketing with one hand coz well...u never know when the craving will strike..So why does Bob like this joint so much certainly not the ambience,music or big screen coz they aint got none !its the keg
He loathes crowded dancefloors,arrogance bouncers,outrageous bills and is a man who just likes enjoying his lika(liqour) bila stress...
So to all those connoisseurs,who keep true to their tastes regardless of the fads or latest ad,to you who know what they want in their bottle...
we salute you...
we say...
Chiassssss!

HE AINT GOT NO MONEY IN THE BANK!!!!

So probably,am slowly goin clinically insane or this showbiz thing(referring to myself in the second person-check blog title) is gettin to me coz the other day i was at the bank not that i try to peer at other peoples business i mean i respect everybodies space and s**** but the guy ahead of me at the teller withdrew more than ten times what i was going to and stuffed it into his socks!!!!
Guess thats why this damn city has ten millionaires,ten million beggars and ten million other aspiring aspiring millionaires who are still beggars...
So right about now i'll kick back,put my feet up and call up my clande...yeah sometimes the best things in life are for free.